This post was published to CS dude at 7:20:29 PM 6/2/2007

Placement At IIIT-B

Phew!! Finally a blog post! Seems that I was running out of ideas or for that matter had gone brain dead itself.

So, here is something that came up while I was chatting with one of my friends.

int get_A_Job_At_IIIT () throws TooUnluckyException

{

switch(current_Status ) {

enjoy_Maadi:

case ALREADY_PLACED:

get_Drunk();

get_Flat();

shift_House();

enjoy_Maddi();

break;

case COMPANY_FIRED:

case RESEARCH_STUDENT:

pray_God();

if ( apply_Off_Campus() == true )

goto enjoy_Maadi;

else {

if ( butter_Professors() == true )

goto enjoy_Maadi;

if ( sit_For_Placements() == true )

goto enjoy_Maadi;

else {

try {

push_Push_Button();

}

catch ( TooUnluckyException toulex ) {

throw new TooUnluckyException();

// Solution not yet known. Ask caller to handle solution.

}

}

}

break;

}

return 0;

}

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